England's under-20s claim prize just days after voting for first time.
Veteran striker recuperating back on Blorxzorg-Vulpennqualtz VIVIVI.
Politician who repeatedly refused to quit says he doesn't see similarities.
Wife and kids left reeling by latest act of gratuitous self-congratulation.
"It's an allowance not an ultimatum," insists Everton boss.
Institute acts after flurry of reports from fans claiming to have seen him play.
Once again led into temptation by giant floating head of Ray Winstone.
Tells negotiators: "I have nothing left to lose."
Chilean runner described as "hero" for stopping to help team.
Shock waves from Westminster reverberate down to South Coast.