English youths celebrate scuppering May’s majority by winning World Cup

England's under-20s claim prize just days after voting for first time.

Zlatan Ibrahimović returns to home planet

Veteran striker recuperating back on Blorxzorg-Vulpennqualtz VIVIVI.

“Don’t compare me to Wenger,” says ideologue celebrating 2nd place finish

Politician who repeatedly refused to quit says he doesn't see similarities.

John Terry family breakfast descends into 5-hour This Is Your Life special

Wife and kids left reeling by latest act of gratuitous self-congratulation.

Koeman gives “slow writer” Barkley one week to sign contract

"It's an allowance not an ultimatum," insists Everton boss.

Trading Standards investigate transfer of “world class” Pogba

Institute acts after flurry of reports from fans claiming to have seen him play.

Joey Barton bets on himself making heroic comeback

Once again led into temptation by giant floating head of Ray Winstone.

Moyes takes Sunderland hostage in crazed rampage

Tells negotiators: "I have nothing left to lose."

Sánchez gives up marathon race time to help Arsenal over line in FA Cup semi

Chilean runner described as "hero" for stopping to help team.

Jack Wilshere out for the season with snapped election

Shock waves from Westminster reverberate down to South Coast.