"Maybe we should start asking why this keeps happening," says Mourinho.
Sunderland boss's new album causing quite the stir.
Celtic boss celebrates SPL triumph in inimitable style.
Everton and Republic of Ireland bosses agree on "verbal straightener".
Potters to be investigated over alleged druggings of other high-profile signings.
Botched effigy on murderous rampage after electrical storm or something.
Fruit-based mishap sees Liverpool midfielder incur thigh injury.
PM admits she underestimated numbers of people under mistaken impression.
"Aaaaaarrrrgggghhh!" he adds.