Time-honoured partnership strikes against Basel.
"What happens now?" ask Dildo Brothers.
Crystal Palace sack manager after humorous misunderstanding.
Ligue 1 giants claim not to be in breach of FPP thanks to cosmetics sales.
Shows sportsmanship after kicking it off.
Spurs striker passes landmark in chat with Gary Lineker.
Spends twenty minutes drawing furious comparisons with Dele Alli.
Liverpool boss set for Super Hans role in Guardiola/Mourinho flat-share romp.
Former Sutton goalkeeper Wayne Shaw ate not a pie but two pies, it emerges.
West Ham and Sporting Lisbon strike up unlikely bust-up.