Chimney sweeps spotted frolicking outside Riverside in wake of Karanka sacking

Winds to east and mist coming in fuel speculation of Steve McClaren return.

Man City defeat in Monaco rounds off bad week for European Citizens

"First a rejected amendment protecting our rights, and now this," they say.

Leicester City reappoint Ranieri in recognition of latest amazing season

Turns out he was inspiring Foxes to unlikely Champions League success rather than getting them relegated.

Diego Costa “still being a **** this morning at breakfast”

Not yet exhausted from ****ery in FA Cup win over Man Utd.

“Steve McClaren was hard act to follow,” admits Steve McClaren

Former Derby manager refuses to rule out replacing himself as Rams boss.

Tyrone Mings “disappointed” with death sentence

Bournemouth defender to be executed as Zlatan gets three-match ban.

Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

Record number of wistful sighs recorded at Emirates as Bayern trounce Arsenal again

All-time high level of rueful exhalations as Gunners are trampled by Bundesliga giants.

Sánchez bemoans lack of dogs in dog house

Arsenal star in renewed bust-up with Wenger.

Dropping Sánchez “may not have been tactical”, suspect intrepid pundits

"It could be some kind of Russian conspiracy", claims one expert.