Northern Irish Man on Hiding to Nothing
- By Football Burp
A Northern Irish man is on a hiding to nothing, according to reports.
However, according to reports, the same reports we mentioned earlier, the man, Brendan Rogers, has been placed in an impossible situation.
Stanislav Ndlovu, a reporter for SoccerBelch.net, said: “The squad left behind by Kenny Dalglish, rubbish, will undoubtedly be a hindrance to the former Ballymena United defender.
“Rodgers will be hoping that he can get his side off to a strong start in what looks likely to be a competitive Barclays Samsung Super Premier Superleague next season.”
Some guy off the street said: “If you ask me, the best thing he could possibly do right now is to very publicly announce that this job is a dream come true as he was a boyhood Red.
“If results don’t go so well to start with, start thinking and behaving like a much beloved former Liverpool player, and stick to it so belligerently that eventually history gets airbrushed in your favour.
“That’s definitely where Roy went wrong.”