Mourinho now able to retroactively edit his own track record
- By Football Burp
José Mourinho has acquired the power to retroactively customise his own managerial track record, airbrushing historical results to his advantage, we can confirm.
Similarly, there are now questions as to whether he really did score a last-minute overhead kick on the moon to win the 1958 World Cup for a Portuguese Empire XI.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Mourinho remained philosophical.
He said: “What you mean EFL Cup semi-final second leg?
“I win EFL Cup last week. Twice.”