Mike Dean books own wife for having an orgasm
- By Jamie Hughes for Football Burp
Mike Dean sent shock waves through his own marriage last night when he sensationally booked his wife for having an orgasm.
The couple were believed to be having sex when Dean felt that his wife was guilty of “reacting excessively”.
He subsequently showed her the yellow card, to which she responded by showing him the middle finger and the spare room.
When Football Burp reached out to Mrs Dean for comment, she remained philosophical.
She said: “I was outraged, shocked and appalled.
“If you can’t lose yourself in the heat of the moment, when can you?
“Now, if he’d booked me for simulation then he might have had a point.”