Mike Dean books own wife for having an orgasm

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Referee Mike Dean
OFFICIOUS: Dean (Image: Brian Minkoff-London Pixels)

Mike Dean sent shock waves through his own marriage last night when he sensationally booked his wife for having an orgasm.

The couple were believed to be having sex when Dean felt that his wife was guilty of “reacting excessively”.

He subsequently showed her the yellow card, to which she responded by showing him the middle finger and the spare room.

When Football Burp reached out to Mrs Dean for comment, she remained philosophical.

She said: “I was outraged, shocked and appalled.

“If you can’t lose yourself in the heat of the moment, when can you?

“Now, if he’d booked me for simulation then he might have had a point.”

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Jamie Hughes writes for Football Burp

Jamie Hughes

Jamie is a freelance writer alongside far too many other things. A Man Utd fan who still refers to the League Cup as the Rumbelows Cup.

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