Harry Redknapp’s dog scoops cash windfall off back of ex-Pompey stars

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Redknapp… Oblivious to the whole thing, naturally (Img: James Boyes)

Harry Redknapp’s dog Rosie has scooped a cash windfall after goals from former Portsmouth stars Kevin-Prince Boateng and Sulley Muntari gave AC Milan a 2-0 Champions League win over Barcelona last night.

The pooch, wily, had the foresight to negotiate a slew of beneficial clauses into the players’ contracts upon selling them in the midst of Pompey’s post-FA Cup meltdown, and now stands to make a small fortune whenever Boateng or Muntari scores in the Champions League, wins a fiver off a scratchcard or chances upon an unclaimed free sample of shampoo in a waiting room magazine.

Speaking to Football Burp via the aid of a dog whisperer, Rosie confirmed that she was trying to determine what the canine equivalent of Disneyland might be so that she can go and spend some time there with carefree abandon.

She said: “Grrrrr, raowr…ROWF! ROWF!

“*Panting sounds*

“ROWF!”

Football Burp have now sacked their resident dog whisperer and will be seeking a replacement with immediate effect.

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