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“Dele Alli’s a disgrace to play for England,” says Nigerian bloke living in London

"Milton Keynes is just outside Lagos, right?"

By Jonny Abrams

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Dele Alli plays for England instead of Nigeria
Dele Alli takes some time out from diving (Image: Tomasz Baranowski)

Dele Alli is a disgrace to be playing football for England and should absolutely have chosen Nigeria – that’s the opinion of a Nigerian bloke living in Peckham.

Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Jesuloba said Alli should be ashamed of himself for having snubbed the Super Eagles despite being born in Milton Keynes.

He said: “Dele Alli should be ashamed of himself for having snubbed the Super Eagles despite being born in Milton Keynes.

“Milton Keynes is in Nigeria, right? I probably should have checked before we started the interview.

“Nevertheless, I was there front and centre booing him at Wembley yesterday, and as per the current political climate in this country I shall stick doggedly to my point of view no matter what facts I’m presented with.

“You’re damn right I just made this about Brexit.”

He added: “Right, I’m off for some jellied eels.”