Arsenal beat FC Transfer Window to lift Mesut Özil cup
- By Football Burp
Arsenal have won the Mesut Özil cup after beating FC Transfer Window 42.4m nil on penalties.
The German, Turkish, will be paraded around north London on an open-top bus tour scheduled to last until approximately “the next time Arsenal suffer an embarrassing defeat”.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, a Gunners fan from Islington asked if we thought people would notice that he’d merely added the suffix ‘-standing’ to a banner that had read ‘Wenger out’.
He said: “I mean, it’s a bit squashed in – do you think it’s legible?
“I’d hate my fellow supporters to think that I’d wanted to see Arsène sacked just a week ago.
“I mean, I did, but it doesn’t look good, does it?
“Kind of makes me look like a bit of a spiv.”
He added: “You won’t tell anyone, right?”
How do you feel about Wenger this week, Arsenal fans? Pretty good, right? Have your say in the comments section below, but bear in mind the comments will still be there after you lose 2-0 at West Ham or some such…