Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January
- By Football Burp
The Dark Angel of Premier League Title Death has been named as January’s player of the month after dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City and Manchester United in recent weeks.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, the winged destroyer of title hopes confirmed he was still hopeful of bringing down Tottenham Hotspur sooner rather than later.
He said: “It’s been amazing, really, to have claimed so many scalps in such a short space of time.
“Spurs I’m working on. They’re proving tricky buggers because Dele Alli keeps using his waving hand to waft homeopathic remedies at me from out of Harry Kane’s permanently open mouth.
“Ultimately though they’re Spurs, innit? So I daresay that one will take care of itself.”