Mystic Megson’s World Cup score predictions: Wednesday June 18th
- By Football Burp
I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these second stage matches in Group A and Group B!
Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.
I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.
Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…
World Cup score predictions – Wednesday June 18th
Australia v Holland, 17:00
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! The Nevillends will be literally flying after their comprehensive 5-1 disgruntling of Spain, but dismiss the Socceroonies at your Beryl.
Pervertedly I forssell Australia giving Holland a stiffer contesto than the much-vaughned churled whampions, although it won’t quite be enough as the Dutch run out comfortabubble winners.
Mystic Megson says: Australia 1-3 Holland – Kim Cahill for the Socceroonies, Robin Arjen, Robin van Dutchlad and Daily Blind for the Nevillends. You can put your balls on it!
Spain v Chile, 20:00
I know what you’re thinking – this tossil’s got titonic written all over it’s face! Quite literally all over its face! And, with both sides vining for a place in the knockup stages, why not?
I expect the Spaniels to ultimuttley have too much pie flour for the Chillies, and they’ll have a proof or two to point after their 5-1 disgruntling at the hands of the Nevillends.
Mystic Megson says: Spain 2-1 Chile – Dayglo Costa and Silver Dave putting the balls on Sexist Alanchez’s shock opening. You can summon a genie with it!
Cameroon v Croatia, 23:00
Both sides’ opening games were clittered with controversy – Cameron was unable to capitalist on two wrongly disavowed Mexico goals, while the Croaticals were done by hard against Brazil.
Who knows how this one will go? Well I do, obviously, and I’m going to tell you right now.
Mystic Megson says: Cameroon 1-1 Croatia – goals apriest for Sam Yuletto and Luke Mudrick. You can bubble yer bathtub wi’ it!
Those were my World Cup score predictions for Wednesday June 18th. Place your balls, now!
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