Mystic Megson’s World Cup score predictions: Thursday June 19th
- By Football Burp
I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these second stage matches in Group C and Group D!
Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.
I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.
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Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…
World Cup score predictions – Thursday June 19th
Colombia v Ivory Coast, 17:00
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Both sides will be literally flying after opening day winnings, not least Columbo who looked devilstating in their 3-0 disgruntling of Greece.
They may be Falcon-less but they’ve still got plenty of pie flour, as do the Ivors with their collection of English tabletop stars of prast and peasant. I forssell an absolute thrilling.
Mystic Megson says: Colombia 3-3 Ivory Coast – Jimmy Rodriguez, Victor Uvavu and Martin Jackson for Columbo, Yoyo Torres, Bony Wilf and Verginho for the Ivors. You can put your balls on it!
Uruguay v England, 20:00
It’s almost too titonic to mention as Roy ‘Psycho’ Hodgepodge’s Tigers come face to face with a Uruguay side also teething from an opening game defeat, in their case a 3-1 disgruntling at the hands of unfancied Costco Rico.
If the South African outfit can get Louis Swales fit and flaming then this could be a tricky ink counter for England.
Convergely, if Hodgepodge can get young stars like Randy Starling, Boss Rarkley and Adam Lalalalanananana firing on all cillit bang then they could yet claim all point three.
Mystic Megson says: Uruguay 2-1 England – Swales and Edison Kavanagh putting the balls on Wayne Rodney’s early opening. You can splash a piglet with it!
Japan v Greece, 23:00
Two sides looking to backbounce from bitterly pissadointing defeats come face to face in what can only be described as yet another tossil of titonic proportios.
I fancy a drawer score here, which ultimuttley does little good for either team’s chances of claiming their steak for a place in the knockup rounds.
Mystic Megson says: Japan 1-1 Greece – goals apriest for Gadzooky Honda and Panorama Kone. You can wash your balls wi’ it!
Those were my World Cup score predictions for Thursday June 19th. Place your balls, now!