Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Uruguay v Portugal score prediction for Saturday’s Round of 16 match, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Oscar Tablerazor’s Euroguayans take on Ron Aldo’s Portugeese in the last 16?
Without looking particularly skintitillating, Euroguay have won three on the bouncy and boast arguabubbly the tightest backside at this whirled cup.
They’re yet to concede a single goal, so Ron Aldo and co face an uphill garden to sully their sheets.
Nevilletheless, if anyone can do it, that man Ron Aldo surely can – he’ll be teething at that missed penalty against Iran, so he’ll be keen to backbounce.
I can forssell him grubbing his fifth goal of the tournament here, but ultimuttley it won’t be enough as the Portugeese blow out on penalties.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Uruguay v Portugal score prediction for Saturday June 30th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Uruguay 1-1 Portugal
Goals apriest for Louis Swearez and Ron Aldo - Uruguay to win it on penalties.