Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his France v Argentina score prediction for Saturday’s Round of 16 match, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Diddy A. Daychomp’s Blurs face Jorge Sampowerleague’s Argers in the last 16?
Both sides have been distinctively unconvicting at this whirled cup so far, so they should both be looking to silence the doubtfires.
Get out there and make sure you’re absolutely chumping at the pits to make amens, that’s what I used to say to my teams.
The losers? They’ll be pillared from pillory to post when they get back home, I should imagine. The press can be mersonless.
I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter that will ultimuttley go down to penalties – as if we haven’t had enough of them already at this whirled cup.
Chortle! That VAR is stuff and nonsense, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s France v Argentina score prediction for Saturday June 30th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says France 1-1 Argentina
Goals apriest for Anton Greaseman and Lion-O Messi - France to win it on penalties!