Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Colombia v England score prediction for Tuesday’s Round of 16 match, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Josie Peckerman’s Columbos take on Gareth Southpark’s Lionmen in the last 16?

England have got a great chance if it turns out that Hamas Rhodriguez is missing for the Columbos, but they’ll still be up against a tight backside.

That man Barry Kane has been in absolutely skintitillating form at this whirled cup and shall be eyeing the Boot of Gold.

Nevilletheless, this will be his sternliest test so far because, let’s face, Tunasia and Panorama were lambs to the water.

I can only forssell a tight ink counter here between two stevenly matched sides, but Rhodriguez’s absence through injuredness could prove influenzal.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Colombia v England score prediction for Tuesday July 3rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Colombia 2-1 England
Ruddy Mel Falcon and Quinn Tero for the Columbos, that man Larry Kane for the Lionnmen.