Can my beloved Buggies get a result at Cold Strafford?
Can Eddie Howl's Berries get a result at Anfeld?
! Who will emerge triumphatic as Carl Carver's Swannies host Sam Fuzzydice's Toffles?
Who will claim all point three as Dave Wangler's Terrors host Jabby Grazia's Hornettos?
Who will claim all point three as Roy Hodgepodge's Eaglemen welcome Chris Hooter's Seagals to Sellars Park?
Who will portvale in this Zooropa League point-sixer between Shane Dyke's Clarences and Claude-Paul's Foxmen?
Can Hark Muse put the balls on his formal club in this FA Cup semi-final dress rehorsal?