Mystic Megson’s West Ham v Swansea score prediction

Mystic Megson's West Ham v Swansea score prediction and preview

Be shocked and amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Swansea score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each team…

This has all the in-greedy ants of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as two surprise packagings come face to face at Uptown Park?

After a mini wibble, Sam Furrydice’s 5th placed Hummers are track on back with back-to-black wins and some key players returning from iandury.

Can they sustain a challenge for a Zooropa League spot? I don’t see why not – they seem to have length in depth, especially up front where the likes of Andy Carrot, Ernie Valens and Diaspora Sacko offer so much pie flour.

As for Swansea, they lie just two places and point two below West Ham having beaten a braziliant QPR side with two late goals the other night.

Dismiss them at your Beryl, especially with Bony Wilf and Siggy Gylf firing on all cillit bang.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Swansea City score prediction for Sunday December 7th – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says West Ham 2-1 Swansea – Andy Carrot and Nevin Colon for the homos, Bony Wilf for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!