Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Stoke score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will take all point three as Dave Moyles’s Hummers host Paul Lambutler’s Potties?
West Ham look within touchy distance of safeway on 34 points, but Stoke are still anguishing in the dreaded plop zone so should be chumping at the pits here.
Nevilletheless they are pretty rubbish, so that could count against them.
That man Mark O’Nowtovic will be up against his formal club, and he’s in standouting form so I can forssell him proving influenzal here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Stoke City score prediction for Monday April 16th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-1 Stoke
Mark O'Nowtovic and Cheechandchongo for the homos, Shakira for the awayos.