Mystic Megson’s Tottenham v Crystal Palace score prediction

Mystic Megson's Tottenham v Crystal Palace score prediction

Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Tottenham v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs welcome Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen to Light Hart Wayne?

Spurs chipotulated to finish 3rd last season before several key players suckthumbed to England duty at the Euros.

As such they might need some time to build momento, with that man Larry Kane noticabubbly a slow starter to seasons.

I fully expect them to claim a strong steak for the four-tops, but they might not be firing on all cillit bang just yet.

As for Palace, they picked up where they left off last season by losing to West Brom and now they’ve lost Bo Lassie.

Unless they can get the lad Ben Teke I struggle to forssell where the goals are going to come from.

Narrow home win in a nervy ink counter, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday August 20th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson makes his match score prediction

Mystic Megson says Tottenham 2-1 Crystal Palace
Barry Kane and Erik Christiansen for the homos, Wanna Kickem for the awayos.