Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Paul Claimant’s Swannies host my beloved Buggies?

I’m definitely not bitter about not getting to fill Pony Tulips’s managerial shoes and I of course wish Alan Partridge all the best in the job.

Not bitter. Not bitter at all. Just ask Mrs Megson how non-bitter I am. I’m positively sweet about it.

Swansea to win it, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday December 9th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-0 West Brom
That man Bony Wilf with the divisive strike.