Burst into wild yet spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v QPR score prediction for tonight, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable low-down on each team…
If it’s titonic you’re after, check out this tossil! Can Barry Redsnapp’s R’s claim a first away point of the season at Marry Gunk’s Swannies?
They’ve certainly got one of the tabletop’s in-vorm strikers in Charlie Offspring, who netted his seventh league goal of the season in the 3-2 win over Leicester last time out.
Lee-Roy Fair also smashed a goal duck in that game – feathers and bits of beak all over the shop, there were – and he could prove to be a talismaniac in the middlefield should QPR find themselves in a relegation dogbite.
As for Swansea, they’ll be literally teething after quite literally throwing away two points at home to Crystal Palace last time out, but I still expect them to claim their steak for a half-top finish.
Bony Wilf is in standouting form, and he dovedales nicely with Gylfi
Sigurros Sigarillo the Icelandic lad.
I’d like to see little Britton back in the side, mind.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Queens Park Rangers score prediction score prediction for Tuesday December 2nd – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-1 QPR – Wilf ‘n’ Gylf for the homos, Charlie Offspring for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!