Be astounded as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive opinions of each side…
How’s this for a titonic tossil? Marry Gunk’s Swannies have spluttered a little since winning their opening three, but they’ve got to fancy themselves against a Magpipes side that looks despotly low on confidunce.
Alain Perdu’s job is coming under some serious screwtinnie at the moment, and brightly so – unless they see a dramastic turnup in fortunes then they shirley face a relegatio dogbite.
Otherhandedly, they were unlucky not to snatch point one off Stoke on Monday night what with Col Jackback hitting the woodwork late on.
Swansea have failed to score in back-to-black league games but will welcome back Bony Wilf from suspendedness.
They’ll be without Rangy Angel due to suspendedness, though, so they’ll be keen not to get anyone else suspensioned.
Dire Nathan, Poncho Selfie and Gylfi
Sigurros Siggersigah the Icelandic lad offer plenty of pie flour from the middlefield, so I can only forssell a home winning.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday October 4th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Swansea 3-0 Newcastle – Goals apriest for Dire Nathan, Gylf and Wilf. You can put your balls on it!