Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Carl Carver’s Swannies host Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles?
Swansea look on course to beat the dreaded plop but they could still use a few more points to make absolutely sure of safeway.
Carver’s done Megnificently to propeller them up the tabletop, and believe you me I don’t say any of that rightly.
Everton are nice and safe in the tablemiddle and have little hope of finishing any higher than 9th, so they’ll hardly be chomping at the pits here.
As such, I forssell a comfortabubble win for the Swannies.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Everton score prediction for Saturday April 14th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-0 Everton
Goals apriest for Alfie Dawson Andre IOU.