Pray silence, please, as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Burnley score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his carefully considered low-downs of each side…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Marry Gunk’s Swannies will be literally flying after their momento 2-1 winning at Cold Stafford, and they’ve got a great chance to make it point six out of six with a home game against Shane Dyke’s newly promotioned Clarences.
They may have lost Mixu and John de Goodman over the sumner, but Swansea still carry a pungent attacking threat – the likes of Bony Wilf, Dire Nathan, Butterfingers Gomis, Jeff & Sons Muntero, Joncho Selfie and Gylfi
Sigurros Sigurillo the Icelandic lad all have goals in them.
Burnley’s more aggrocultural approach could yet posie problems for a Swannies defence that held out so valiumly at United, but I don’t forssell them being particuliarly sky-whoring over the course of the season.
Unlike Swansea, they just haven’t got quite enough pie flour up top. A grim battle against the plop awaits, I fear.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Burnley score prediction for Saturday August 23rd – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Swansea 3-1 Burnley – Wilf (2) and Gylf for the homos, Ingy Danns for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!