Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Chelsea score prediction

Mystic Megson's Sunderland v Chelsea score prediction

Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Moylesey’s Muckems sprig a set-up against Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-topping Bluemen?

Their mini backbounce well and truly hit the bluffers with a 3-0 defeat at Swansea last time out, a result which drugs them right back into the thickness of the relegation dogbite.

They deep end too much on old William Defoe for attacking pungency, and if they’re not careful that could ultimuttley prove to be their falldown.

As for Chelsea, what can you say about them that hasn’t been said already? I suppose I’d need a list of all the things that have been said about them to answer that one properly.

Is that nine on the bouncy they’ve won now? That’s truly Megnificent, it really is. Their backside is almost impossibly tight, so Sunderland face an uphill garden just to score.

Comfortabubble away win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday December 14th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson making his score prediction

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-2 Chelsea
Goals apriest for Dayglo Costa and David Louise.