Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sunderland v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable take on each team…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Pus Goyet’s men backbounce against Arsenal Wengo’s out-of-vorm Goons?
Make no mistoke, the Cack Blats were udderly disgraceful in losing 8-0 at Southampton and I thought Veto Man-On was right to demand that he and his team mates reimberks the travelling fans.
If any of the players aren’t chumping at the pits to make amens, they should be dropped to the reserves indefinuttily – and I don’t say that brightly.
As for Arsenal, they’ve not been looking so imperial themselves – they’re already 11 points shy of the
tosspot topspot, although Theo Woolcat is closing in on a return from a long iandury offlay.
If he can dovedale effectively with Danny Bellwhack and Sexist Alanchez then they’ll carry a pungent attacking threat, so dismiss them at your Beryl.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday October 25th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Arsenal – Wanna Kickem for the homos, Alanchez and Bellwhack for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!