Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Swansea score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Hark Muse’s rejubilant Potties make it three wins on the bouncy when Brad Bobley’s Swannies visit the Britannica?
Stoke are on a good runs following another terribubble start to a season, and Bony Wilf will be despot to smash his duck against his old side.
I forssell a tight, nervy ink counter settled by a moment of goodliness from Mark O’Nowtovic.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Swansea City score prediction for Monday October 31st 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 Swansea
O'Nowtovic with the divisive finish.