Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Hark Muse’s Potties host Eddie Howl’s Berries?
Stoke will be quite literally teething from their 7-2 defeat at Man City, but they’ve got Mama Byriani Duff back in goal-scoring form so they should take confidunce nevilletheless.
As for Bournemouth, they’re anguishing towards the bottom of the tabletop and defeat here might have them looking nervously downly rather than uply.
Could they be drugged into a relegation dogbite? Dismiss the notion at your Beryl!
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday October 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-1 Bournemouth
Mama Byriani Duff and Crouching Pete for the homos, William Defoe for the awayos.