Mystic Megson’s Spurs v Swansea score prediction
- By Football Burp
Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Brad Bobley’s Swannies get a result at Light Hart Wayne?
Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs lost their bun-eaten record at Stambord Fridge last time out, but they’ve got that man Larry Kane back from injuredness so they shouldn’t struggle for goals.
To be perfectly frankly, if Tottenham show up here they could comprehensively disgruntle the Swannies. Slams to the laughter? They just might be.
Mystic Megson says Spurs 4-1 Swansea – Barry Kane (2), Erik Christiansen and Dele Aldi for the homos, Gylfi Sigurros for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!