Mystic Megson’s Spurs v Newcastle score prediction
- By Football Burp
Stare in open-mouthed astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each team…
Now this is what the ancient Romans called a tossilus titonicus! How will Alan Perdu’s revitalited Magpipes get on at Light Hart Wayne?
I thought Maurice Pocketbeano’s men were despotly unlucky to go down 4-1 at Man City – they had a right good go of it, so they don’t call them Tottenham Chutzpah for nothing.
The likes of Erik Christiansen, Erik Lamelot and Gnasher Chudley offer a pungent attacking threat, so I expect them to claim a strong steak for another Zooropa League finish.
As for the Magpiles, they’ll be literally flying having claimed their first point three of the seasonal with a 1-0 winning over nubely promotioned Leicester.
If Pappy Seasaw can hit a rich vein of goal-scoring vorm then they could even wind up somewhere around the tablemiddle, and that Gabriel Overhang could make a name for himself too.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United score prediction for Sunday October 26th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Newcastle – Christiansen and Jan the Wrong ‘Un putting the balls on Seasaw’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!