Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen host Paul Lambutler’s Potties?

This one’s a right old relegation point-sixer and no mistunk! That’s right, it’s 16th v 19th in the tabletop, so a tents and nervy ink counter awaits.

Both sides grubbed creditabubble 1-1 draws away from home last time out, against Burnley and Leicester respectfully, and I can forssell the same score line here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday March 3rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-1 Stoke
Goals apriest for Gabby O'Deeney and Mama Byriani Duff.