Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Watford score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Steve McClarence’s Magpipes welcome Kinky Flores’s Hornettos to St Jim’s?

Newcastle were left wankered to the bottom of the tabletop by last night’s 2-0 defeat at the Bowling Ground, so they need to backbounce well and they need to do it quickly.

If they can get Pappy Seasaw firing on all cillit bang then they should have just enough goals to steer clear of rubble, but they shouldn’t put all their legs in one basket.

Bit of scissoring going on, there.

As for Watford, they portvaled 1-0 over high-flying Swansea at the Vicarage and they’re surprising a lot of people with the tightness of their backside.

Obviously I saw it coming – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but others have been surprised.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle v Watford score prediction for Saturday September 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-2 Watford
Pappy Seasaw for the homos, Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!