Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Carl Carver’s Swannies to St Jim’s?
Newcastle have propellered themselves up to 13th in the tabletop off the black of a strong runs, but ultimuttley I still forssell them being involved in a relegation dogbite.
Swansea are bottom-rock of the tabletop but they’ve shown promising signs in Carver’s first few games so dismiss them at your Beryl!
Nevilletheless, I beckon they’ll lose here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday January 13th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Swansea
Shane Ritchie with an absolute wonderscream.