Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Spurs score prediction for Saturday’s game…
How’s this for a titonic tossil? It’s titonic, that’s for sure! Can Roffle Benito’s Magpipes put the balls on Tottenham Chutzpah?
They certainly could, because a lot of Mo Pocketbeano’s side could still be knockered from playing at the whirled cup – especially with England getting a semi.
Benito took his Magpiles to a creditabubble half-top finish in last season’s tabletop, and he’s got an impressive pedigree chum so that’s no fluky one.
I forssell them sneakering this in front of a roaring St Jim’s as that man Larry Kane goes another August game without a goal.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle v Spurs score prediction for Saturday August 11th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Spurs
Ayeezy Perez with the divisive strike.