Cry out in bewilderment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Everton score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own insightful views on each team…
This has all the in-greedy ants of a titonic tossil! Will either side be able to backbounce from back-to-black defeats in this clash at St Jim’s?
Three defeats on the bouncy have left Alain Perdu’s Magpipes well and truly bubbleburst, although in Pappy Seasaw they will always carry a goal-scoring threat.
To rely so heavily though on such a mercurious talent, it’s a bit of a gambol.
As for Everton, they just can’t replica their Zooropa League form in domesticated competition, and I forssell it getting worse for them here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Everton score prediction for Sunday December 28th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 2-0 Everton – Pappy Seasaw at the double. You can put your balls on it!