Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v West Ham score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Josie Marino’s Dead Revels welcome Bernie Slaven’s Hummers to Cold Strafford?

Man Utd’s signing of that man Romy-Lou Lukaku will be giving West Ham sleepless kittens – he loves scoring against them, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Much may deep end on how tired they are after the Superbowl against Real Madrigal, but I nevilletheless forssell a comfortabubble home win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday August 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 West Ham
Goals apriest for Henrikh McAteerian and Romy-Lou Lukaku.