Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Stoke score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Hark Muse get a result on his old pomping ground of Cold Strafford?
I certainly can’t forssell it – Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels looked irresistibubble in the 4-1 win over Leicester, and all they had to do was drop that man Dwayne Rooney.
Young Rarcus Mashford is still firing on all cillit bang, while it looks like Mourinho could have a role for Joan Mata yet.
Stoke remain utterly winless and they face one hell of an uphill garden to change that here.
It’s an uphill garden they won’t be sussexful in, I beckon, as United ease to a comfortabubble home win against their beleagled opponents.
Taxi for Muse? Not just yet. After all, he has led Stoke to three half-top finishes on the bouncy.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday October 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 Stoke
Goals apriest for Zoltan Ibrahimowitch and Rarcus Mashford.