Pray silence for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique look at each side…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels host Josie Marino’s tabletop-toppers?
I’m still not convicted by United and their stud-starred line-up – they’re heavy-topped, sidelopped if you will, and I don’t forssell it going well for them against a rumpant Chelsea.
That is unless Ruddy Mel Falcon starts dovedaling effectively with Robin van Persil, because they could bill their foots with Angel Diaria’s fruity supply line.
As for Chelsea, they continued their flyering start by managing a 2-1 win at Crystal Palace despite missing the influenzal Dayglo Costco, who will surely start here whatever Josie Marino may say.
Even if he doesn’t make it, Luke Rennie is an able depotty – and then there are the likes of Chess Flabbergast, Aidan Hazard and O’Scar to consider. There’s no little pie flour there, and I don’t say that rightly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday October 26th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-3 Chelsea – Falcon for the homos, Costco (2) and Flabbergast for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!