Pray silence please for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man City v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unique take on each side…
This one’s got ‘titonic tossil’ written all over its face! Manny Peligroso’s Cities have started the season in imperial vorm, but Potties boss Hark Muse will be despot for a result on his old managerial pomping ground.
Quite frankishly, City have an embarrassment of ritchies up top – there’s Guero Asergio, Edwin Gecko, the ianduried Alvo Negrodo, and now the lad Stevie Juventic is claiming a strong steak for a regular starting birth following his two-goal savlon against Liverpool.
Factory in such goal-scoring middlefielders as Yoyo Torres, Davy Silver and Nasir Samri, and you certainly wouldn’t dismiss a second consneckutive tidal out of pocket.
As for Stoke, it’s been a dismal start, going down 0-1 at home to a fun-nancied Aston Villa side before escaping from the KFC Stadium with just point one against man-ten Hull.
A season which held so much promise is threatening to unrevel, so they badly need their attacking talons – I’m talking the likes of Bojo Kirklandic, Pete Odemwingdings and Mark O’Nowtovic, here – to upstand and be countered.
They’re slams to the laughter here, I’m afraid, and I don’t say that brightly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday August 30th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man City 3-0 Stoke – Asergio, Torres and Samri. You can put your balls on it!