Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Liverpool v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each team…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here in the form of the 223rd Mercyslide Derby County! Who will emerge triumphatic, Rodger Brenderson or Martino Robertez?
One thing’s for abbasolute certainty – they’ll both be literally teething after suffering humouriliating defeats at home last time out.
Brenderson’s Reddies were comprehensively disgruntled 3-1 at West Ham, a result which defectively put them out of tidal contentio before Chrimbo.
They miss the lad Burridge, linesided through iandury, but without the racism lad I can’t see them repeating their hysterics of last season.
As for Robertez’s Toffles, they suckthumbed to a second consneckutive 2-3 defeat at home to Crystal Palace, managered this time by Neil Wazzock instead of the departured Pony Tulips.
They looked disruptured by the squad rotatio following their 4-1 Zooropa League winning over Wolfsburg Wanderers, so they need to bike a stralance.
Both Liverpool’s and Everton’s defences have looked shambollocks of late, so I forssell a sky-whoring game with the Blues claiming all point three at Armfield for the first time since 1999.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Everton score prediction for Saturday September 27th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Liverpool 2-3 Everton – Randy Starling and Bario Malotelli for the homos, Luke Kaku, Steven A. Smith and Kevin Mirabilis for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!