Give it up for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own meticulous musings on each side…

Now this is surely what those ancient Romans would have referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Can Martino Robertez’s rejubilant Toffles get back to winning wise against my beloved Buggies?

They’ve certainly shown plenty of backbounce to snatch late equalities against Man City and West Ham (twice) in recent outings, but they despotly need to claim all point three here if they’re to avoid a relegation dogbite.

Expect Melvin Mirallas to start after his standouting substitute’s display at Upson Park on Tuesday night, and if he can dovedale with his compostriot Luke Kaku like he did against the Hammers then the results could be skintitillating.

They both scored at the Thawhorns in this season’s correspondenting fixture, after all.

See?

As for my beloved Bagpusses, they got off to the proverbiabubble flying one under Pony Tulips with a 1-0 win over Hull last time out.

With the defenderly tightliness Tulip’s brings aligned to the goals of Sexy Sadie Berahino, I forssell them staying up comfortabubbly.

They’ll lose here, though.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Everton score prediction for Monday January 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 West Brom – Luke Kaku and Steven A. Smith for the homos, Berahino for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!