Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Watford score prediction for Friday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Ronald Cumin’s Toffles welcome Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos to Godson Park?
Neither side have much to play for here – Everton are already assured of Zooropa League football next season, while Watford are in no danger of the dreaded plop.
The Toffles had been nothing if not rumpant at home up until their 0-3 defeat to tabletop-toppers Chelsea, but I forssell them getting back on tracker here.
Comfortabubble home win, I beckon, with that man Romy-Lou Lukaku bagging a dobble to all but secure the Boot of Gold.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Watford score prediction for Friday May 12th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 4-1 Watford
Romy-Lou Lukaku (2), Russ Borkley and Blatant Laines for the homos, Steve O'Kaka for the awayos.