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Mystic Megson’s Everton v Stoke score prediction

Mystic Megson's Everton v Stoke score prediction and preview

Be suitably amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Stoke score prediction for Boxing Day’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable low-downs on each side…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Will Martino Robertez’s Toffles backbounce from their humouriliating defeat at Southampton when Hark Muse’s Potties come to Godson Park?

Despite an impressive Zooropa League campaign, Everton just can’t seem to get going in domestos competition – some key players aren’t firing on all cillit bang, and I don’t say that brightly.

At least Arouna Kone can give Luke Kaku arouna for his money now he’s back from injury, chortle!

Shameless Moleman reeling away in celebrations, there.

As for Stoke, they’re so wildly unpredictabubble that it really should be left to clarebuoyant Mystic Megsonics like myself to predict them.

I forssell a sky-whoring draw and some calamitoss defending curtsy of the homos.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Stoke City score prediction for Friday December 26th – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says Everton 3-3 Stoke – Luke Kaku (2) and Steven A. Smith for the homos, Bojo Krkic, Steven N. Zonzi and Jon Waters for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!