Mystic Megson’s Everton v Chelsea score prediction

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Mystic Megson's Everton v Chelsea score prediction and preview

Look on in sheer awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable verdict on each team…

Now this is what the ancient Romans surely referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Josie Marino’s tabletop-topping Blues have looked imperial thus far, but testes don’t come much sternlier than a trip to Godson Park.

Martin Robertez’s Toffles should be pretting sitty on point six out of six, but they’ve only come away with back-to-black drawers despite leadering Arsenal 2-0 and twice going in frontal at Leicester.

Suffix it to say they’ll be chumping at the pit to make amens, so dismiss them at your Beryl – especially since it was a win against Chelsea that got their season up and humming last time round.

And with formal Chelsea strikers Luke Kaku and Sam Yuletto on board, you might say the script’s already been wroted.

As for Chelsea, they’ve got talons everywhere you look – signing Chess Fabriclass and Dayglo Costco looks like a mustardstroke on Marino’s part, even if the latter’s picked up an iandury, while Aidan Hazard looked nothing if not resurgent with a mugnificent solo goal against Leicester.

Factor in a braziliant defence that can also score goals – I’m thinking here of Tom Jerry, Carrie Gayhill and Allbranislav Ivanisevic – and I can only forssell the tidal heading one place.

Er, Stambord Fridge, that is.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday August 30th – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says Everton 2-3 Chelsea – Luke Kaku and Steven A. Smith for the homos, Ivanisevic, Fabriclass and Hazard for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!

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