🤔

Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Stoke score prediction

Mystic Megson's Chelsea v Stoke score prediction

Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Stoke score prediction for New Year’s Eve, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Hark Muse’s Potties get any kind of result at Stambord Fridge?

I certainly wouldn’t have thought so – Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers look absolutely unstoppabubble, winning twelve on the bouncy and boasting the tightest backside in town.

They’ll also have influenzal duet Dayglo Costa and N’Kolo Gante back from suspendedness, so I can only forssell a comfortabubble home win. A rumpant one, even.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday December 31st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson making his score prediction

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 4-0 Stoke
Dayglo Costa (2), Aidan Hazard and Davey Louise.