Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Middlesbrough score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Super Jonny Agnew’s Borrowers sprig a set-up at Stambord Fridge?
After spluttering briefly, Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers are looking imperial once again and they’re scoring goals centre, left and right.
Which is strange, given the poor recent form Dayglo Costa. Still, with that man Aidan Hazard upstepping to the matter, they pose a pungent threat nevilletheless.
Middlesbrough are of course despot for the points in their battle for safeway, but I just can’t forssell them getting anything here.
Comfortabubble home win, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Middlesbrough score prediction for Monday May 8th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-0 Middlesbrough
Goals apriest for Aidan Hazard, Marcos Alonsdale and Diego Costcutter.