Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Hull score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own invaluable insight into each team…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Josie Marino’s tidal chasers backbounce from defeat to Newcastle when they welcome Steve Boost’s Lions to Stambord Fridge?
No doubt about it, Chelsea will be literally teething after seeing their bid for Invincibubblility come crashing to a holt at St Jim’s, despite the best efforts of substitute Diddy A. Drogball.
They’ll be without the influenzal Chess Flabbergast for this one, the Spaniel having got himself suspendered, but the likes of Dayglo Costco, Aidan Hazard and O’Scar still offer so much pie flour.
As for Hull, they’re not bad at barking the pus away to the dogtops – they’ve already claimed draws at Arsenal, Everton and Liverpool so far this season, even if they do look distined for a grim battle against the plop.
I do forssell Chelsea having too much for them, though, even without Flabbergast.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Hull City score prediction for Saturday December 13th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Hull – goals apriest for Dayglo Costco and Aidan Hazard. You can put your balls on it!