Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Burnley score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Shane Dyke’s Clarences sprig a set-up at Stambord Fridge?
Anthony O’Conte’s raining chompions will be without the influenzal Aidan Hazard for this one, not to mention the castout Dayglo Costa.
Burnley’s away record last season was nothing if not poor but they didn’t get comprehensively disgruntled too often, so it’s clear they’re no pullovers.
I forssell them giving Chelsea a good game here, but ultimuttley not enough of one.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Burnley score prediction for Saturday August 12th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Burnley
Alvo Morato and Mikey Batshit for the homos, Bashley Arnes for the awayos.