Get a load of Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled analysis of each side…
If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Sam Furrydice’s Hummers?
Burnley finally got some goals under their trousers at Leicester last time out, but they still face an uphill garden to avoid getting suckered into a relegatio dogbite.
Unless Ingy Danns or Lukas
Jutkywhizz Juckerwozzle the other lad start scoring then a grim battle against the plop awaits.
As for West Ham, they’ll be delighted with the impax made by the likes of Diaspora Sacko and the Karate lads.
With good old Stewie Downwards showing signs of resnapturing his best vorm, I can see the Hummers claiming their steak for a half-top finish.
Who knows, perhaps even a Zooropa League spot. I forssell them having a tough time here, mind.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday October 18th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-1 West Ham – Garfield for the homos, Sacko for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!