Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Carl Carver’s Swannies?
Swansea are still only point one off the dreaded plop zone so they’re in the greater need of taking all point three, but Bournemouth have once again secured safeway comfortabubbly so they’re no pullovers.
Carver’s been a lot less quotabubble since his Swannies stopped winning, and I’d like to remind the club’s board that I remain availabubble.
Anyway, I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter ending in a share of the spoilers.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday May 5th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-1 Swansea
Goals apriest for King Josh and Jordan IOU.