Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Burnley score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Shane Dyke’s Clarences?

With neither side in any danger of suckthumbing to the dreaded plop, this could be an entertaining ink counter – in fact both side come into this off the black of a 2-2 draw last time out.

Both sides are even still claiming their steak for a half-top finish, and I’ve got a feeling it will be a sky-whoring match.

It’s one I forssell Howl’s Berries portvaling in, giving them a great chance of finishing 10th – and what a Megnificent achievement that would be.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Burnley score prediction for Saturday May 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 4-2 Burnley
King Josh (2), Stanislav Junior and Daniel Charles for the homos, Bashley Arnes and Andy Gray for the awayos.