Hear ye, hear ye as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v QPR score prediction for Boxing Day’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable assessment of each side…
This tossil well and truly equals titonic! Can Harry Redsnapp’s R’s withstand Arsenal’s advances and claim a first away point of the season?
I don’t fancy their chances, to be honest – Ollie Giro and Sandy Carzola look nothing if not rejubilated, while the lad Alexi Sanchez has been in imperial form.
If they could only get Alun Ramsey, Leo Walcott and Muzzy Ozil back in the side all fit and flaming, they really would take some stoppage.
That man Charlie Austin has been performing hysterics of late, but I still forssell QPR becoming deeply imbrugliaed in a relegation dogbite.
Defeat here would be QPR’s ninth out of nine on the road this season, making them worse travelers than the mother-in-law at rush hour.
I’m not saying she’s fat, but they do need to make some bigger trains.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Queens Park Rangers score prediction for Friday December 26th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 5-1 QPR – Giro (2), Sanchez (2) and Welbeck for the homos, Austin for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!